January 2012
A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
To prove my mother wrong: Reblog this if you're...
December 2011
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
lolsofunny:
Watchweweartomanymasks:
Please watch and reblog. Everyone is beautiful.
"Hey, remember when you had a crush on-"
wowfunniestposts:
FOLLOW Wow Funniest Posts
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Little Angel [USUK, PG]
gotchibi:
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frances-dick:
britains-dick:
beard rash
my pants are gone
i’m hard
wakes up with no underwear on
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
kome:
englandscones:
rosevests:
whyisyourdoorundermybucket:
PERIOD BLOOD COOKIES?
WHAT’S NEXT
SEMEN MILKSHAKES??????????????????
FECES FRIES?????????????????
URINE LOLLIPOPS??????????????????
BOW TIED FRENCH FRIES ????????????????????????????????
PERIOD OREOS ???????????????????????????????????????
PERIOD CHOPSTICKS???????????????????
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
