September 2012
“There is always one person you love who becomes that definition. It usually...”
– Chuck Klosterman (via intensifyit)
“She didn’t know how to love, to give herself to someone, to out herself in...”
– Christine Feehan, Turbulent Sea (via intensifyit)
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EriKairi : bad with titles since 1990: Hetalia... →
sir-pimp-master-arthur:
hamburgerwithtea:
bluerose180:
Italy: Kitchens and herbs and chocolate and faintly of watercolor paint Germany: Musky smell, like leather and sweat and gunpowder, faintly of dogs Japan: Water - the ocean and hot springs America: Burgers and Axe cologne…
tyrabanksvevo:
when people continuously reblog their failed posts
Fan: If you could spend a day with your character, where would you take them and what would you do?
Jared: I’ll let you start.
Jensen: I would probably take him to a really cool beer bar and sit down and order a nice pie and say “dude, tell me some of your stories.” because Dean has definitely lived a much more different life than Jensen has lived. So, that’s what I would say. [to Jared] HAH! Beat that!
Jared: I would take Sam to that very same beer bar and throw peanuts at Jensen and Dean.
ezrapines:
purewhitesimplicity:
Okay so I high...
2nd grade social studies: revolutionary war
3rd grade social studies: revolutionary war
4th grade social studies: revolutionary war
5th grade social studies: revolutionary war
6th grade social studies: revolutionary war
7th grade social studies: revolutionary war
social studies: revolutionary
social studies: war
US History I: So something tells us you never covered the Revolutionary War?
US History II: NO WE'RE NOT DONE YET.
AP US History: PLOT TWIST, MOTHERFUCKING PURITANS.
College US History: BACK TO THE REVOLUTION! AND THEN SOME MOTHERFUCKING ANDREW JACKSON.
Dear Tumblr,
a-hat-full-of-sky:
theprofessorstrikesagain:
kazzzza:
asherlockian:
thegirlinthefedora:
haddlez:
You have two days to enjoy your peace.
Enjoy your normal dash, for two days.
In two days, EVERYTHING is Doctor Who.
Everything.
Everything.
Everything.
EVERYTHING.
Long ago the four fandoms lived in harmony.
But everything changed when Doctor Who attacked.
Hey guys, I wanna try to prove something to my...
boys-from-baker-street:
sir-pyllero:
davegrohlsfacialhair:
district-clato:
askthedoppelgangers:
askstaceejaxx:
I’m not even American and I’d rather Obama.
Me neither but I want Obama too :)
obama dude.
EUROPE CHOOSES YOU OBAMA
OBAMA WE LOVE YOU.
LOVE GREAT BRITAIN.
I beg to dream and to differ: Heavens Gate →
hudahell:
Three friends — two straight guys and a gay guy — and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they’re standing before St. Peter.
First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter…
salemanders:
idk who half the people on my dash are anymore
thepattywagon:
this update is too nice
someone’s going to die tomorrow
elsamari-a:
landofpalettesandlightning:
...
cumberlord:
I enjoy the simpler things in life, like sitting down with a good long gay fanfic.
like-whoaa:
t-i-g-e-r-p-r-i-n-c-e-s-s:
...
aroihkin:
freyjas:
the-vashta-nerada:
i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
WELL FUCK YOU
MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
what if we have tho
what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids
what...
Rigged (random translation)
sweet-land-of-libertea:
Occasionally I stumble over something bizarre and need to do a quick translation check to be sure that what I thought was going on was at least in the same ballpark with reality. This is one of those times.
Slightly yandere Alfred and random as hell. Continue if that’s your thing.
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August 2012
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Reblog if you're a multishipping whore.
madetoruleyou:
buttpregnant:
on facebook people purposely add bad pictures of you to embarrass you, but on tumblr we do it ourselves in hopes to get famous